This story is entitled, "The individual pan pizza which developed post traumatic stress disorder due to being one of few survivors gas station explosion."
Once there was an individual pan pizza made with extra cheese and spicy Italian sausage sitting on the dashboard of a wood paneled station wagon. It was resting; sliding around a little while the man who had just purchased him drove. The gaslight turned on and the car made a sound. The man turned into a gas station which he was passing and the pizza slid out of the open passenger side window of the car onto the grass besides the driveway of the gas station. The man cursed and the car parked on the other side of the pump caught fire and the entire gas station exploded and everyone there was killed. Now, the individual pan pizza witnessed this, being very close to the whole thing. He became very anxious and nervous and became an inedible mess, unable to drive or form emotional attachment to anything. Nothing else happened.